What bokononists whisper whenever they think of how complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really is.


By Elton Beard

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who divide people into two kinds and those who don't. I don't.


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Sunday, August 17, 2003
4:00 PM PT


 
Shorter Tom Friedman:
Telling the Truth in Iraq

  • If I were a really gigantic psychiatrist and the Mesopotamian Basin was a big huge couch on which all the Iraqis could recline - or the Western-educated ones, anyway - then first I would help them to release their repressed inner democrat, surrender the illusion of pan-Arabism and accept that occupation happens, and then I'd swat down those pesky Al Jazeera satellites that keep buzzing around my head.
More on the optimistic allegorist at Calpundit and Matthew Yglesias.

Saturday, August 16, 2003
4:00 PM PT

Shorter Fred Barnes:
A 'Big Government Conservatism'

  • A large and intrusive federal government is a good thing, as long as its powers are used to impose conservative social mores and it runs on borrowed money.

Friday, August 15, 2003
9:00 PM PT

Shorter Bill O'Reilly:
The Best Defense Is a Good Offense

  • Fox's trademark infringement lawsuit is just our way of getting back at Al Franken for saying mean things about us.

Bonus: Read the true story of 13-year old Caitie Casey, the little girl who felt O'Reilly's pain, and of the sage advice he gave her, which - to the great delight of all who hold Al Franken in high esteem - he has since apparently forgotten.

2:00 PM PT

Shorter Charles Krauthammer:
The Truth About Daniel Pipes

  • As a proponent of unprovoked war who invariably equates negotiation and compromise with appeasement, Daniel Pipes is Bush's ideal candidate for the U.S. Institute of Peace.

1:30 PM PT

Shorter Nicholas D. Kristof:
Believe It, or Not

  • America's accelerating descent into profoundly anti-intellectual forms of magical thinking and primitive religiosity - unique among industrial societies - may cause problems in the real world.

Update: More at Atrios here and uggabugga here. And at Pacific Vews here.

Wednesday, August 13, 2003
2:00 PM PT

Shorter Tom Friedman:
Power and Peril

  • I seem to have been mugged twice on the road to Baghdad, once by bandits and once by the Bush administration.

Shorter concept by D-Squared, who now hangs out mostly at Crooked Timber.

8:30 AM PT

Shorter Maureen Dowd:
Blah Blah Blog

  • Whitebread politicians can't blog.

Monday, August 11, 2003
2:00 PM PT

Shorter George F. Will:
Theories Of Right Thinking

  • Pretentious professors of Psychology, no matter how nuanced and well-documented the studies they produce, will never convince me that conservatives tend to be close-minded and resistant to change.

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